This section contains a selection of quotes ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous.
The Random Quotes are mainly from scholars and philosophers living over 2000 years ago and it's interesting to note that human intellect seems barely to have changed – it's just the stage that's different.
Philosophers and Scholars
America has been discovered before, but it has always been hushed up. More...
Don't point that beard at me, it might go off. More...
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. More...