This section contains a selection of quotes ranging from the sublime to the ridiculous.
The Random Quotes are mainly from scholars and philosophers living over 2000 years ago and it's interesting to note that human intellect seems barely to have changed – it's just the stage that's different.
Philosophers and Scholars
A true friend stabs you in the front. More...
I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. More...
What is the difference between a taxidermist and a tax collector? The taxidermist takes only your skin. More...